
Relativity Media / Michael De Luca Productions
Released March 28, 2008
So I got the unique chance to see this film a bit ahead of time. Since I am a Boston University student and for the majority of the last spring the producers used our campus to film, they are now giving back by way of free screenings. With my free popcorn and small drink, I was in a pleasant mood (although I had been a jerk all day for some reason) and went into this film with a clear head.
And then the film started and without fail, I was back to my crabby mood watching a bad movie. Literally within the first 20 minutes of the film there was no doubt in my mind that I was not going to like the movie. I was also annoyed by all the other students in the theater who were giggling and chatting every single time a scene in the film was on our campus. Just because a film is made on our campus does not mean we are now famous. Especially since every character in the film sports an MIT shirt, hat, bag or pendant.
Forget the audience, back to the film. Everything seemed to be right in the thought process for this movie except one thing -- just because you are basing a movie of a book based on an interesting story in reality, it does not mean you need to hire two of the crappiest screen writers ever (Peter Steinfeld & Allan Loeb) to try and adapt it to film. The opening sequence? Horrible voice over narration. First scene of dialogue? Completely awkward and unbelievable. This is going to be a long two hours and three minutes (I check on my iPhone within 15 minutes).
If you have not already seen a trailer for this movie you are lucky. Literally run out of the room if you are watching the Celtics beat the Mavericks tonight on TNT if it comes on because the trailer and the premise is all this film has to offer. There is no character depth what so ever. All the sudden you will find Jill Taylor (Kate Bosworth) making out with main character Ben Cambell (Jim Sturgess aka WHO?) for no real reason besides they are just all soooo smart. Meanwhile Kevin Spacey will do everything he can to make this movie badass but the PG-13 rating makes it F'ing weak. Oh yea, Laurence Fisburne is in it and he is somewhat bad ass. He is like a half-ass-bad-ass.
Well if you do read this review and still go see the movie, make sure you know the only significant work that director Robert Luketic has done is Legally Blonde and you will understand fully why it sucks so hard. The guy has some sort of Kate Bosworth fetish, too (she did look pretty goood though. They did a good job of hiding her gaseous, anorexic bootydoo). The cinematography was actually pretty well done and it was nice to see Boston in film. But next time Hollywood, bring your A-list directors and writers to town. Where the hell is Scorcese?
1.5 out of 4





















